My Top Picks For Squirting Dildos
Almost everyone knows what dildos are and where to get them but did you know that squirting dildos are a real thing?
They are designed to look and feel as close as possible to a real penis and they squirt with the lubricant of your choosing.
Putting aside all the funny jokes and giggling, I find them to be incredibly fun and satisfying when I’m feeling really turned on, they add that extra little bit of realism that makes me feel just a little bit more satisfied when I’m done with myself.
Many same-sex and hetero couples can definitely find plenty of use out of them too. These ejaculating dildos are perfect for those who have a cum fetish and you can dominate your partner with multiple loads.
If you are in the market for an ejaculating dildo and want to get as close as possible to the real deal then you have got to get yourself one of these squirting dildos.
My Top Picks For Squirting Dildos
Big Shot - Silicone Vibrating Dildo
This one is definitely my top pick out of all my choices as I find it to be the most well-rounded option. Overall the dildo is 8 inches long with about 6 inches of insertable length, 1.65” wide, and 10 oz in weight.
The whole thing is waterproof and comes with a suction cup so that you can use it hands-free in the shower or wherever you please. The whole dildo is made of 100% medical grade silicone.
It has 10 vibration settings The unit comes with a USB charging cable and is fully rechargeable having about an hour run-time depending on settings.
I find it to be very realistic looking and the vibrating feature in it definitely helps out with getting me there. The vibrations are very strong and with enough variety to choose from. I had a little bit of an issue with the squirting function but once I got the hang of it worked like a charm.
The appearance of the ejaculating dildo was very detailed and veiny and just looks solid. The dildo is incredibly rigid, like baseball bat rigid, so it’s not really the most suitable toy for novices and anal play.
However, I very much like the rigidity of it and it feels just the real thing when I feel how hard a guy gets as he’s about to cum. I think this product is the best overall contender for the ejaculating dildo category for the amazing set of features and affordability, the only note being on how very rigid the dildo is.
KINK By Doc Johnson Wet Works Drencher - Silicone Squirting Cock
This ejaculating dildo grabs the second spot only because our number one is a little bit more well-rounded and has a vibrating feature.
Apart from the lack of vibrations, it is bigger than our top spot coming in at 10 inches overall and 8 inches of insertable length, and 1.75” wide.
The dildo is made of an extremely realistic feeling ULTRASKYN material and is 100% body safe. The dildo comes with 2 oz of tropical flavour synthetic piss, for those interested in acting out any wetwork fetishes and is Vac-u-lock compatible with certain accessories such as an o-ring harness.
In my opinion, Doc Johnson always makes decent quality and affordable toys. They have definitely done a fantastic job with this Silicone Squirting Cock. Using it felt very near overwhelming, it is a very large toy.
The appearance on it is very well done, it is incredibly detailed and veiny with a very very convincing skin feel. The advertised Ultraskyn texture is very accurate and has that spongey skin feel to it.
Less rigid than our top spot which with this size of toy is a much better option in my opinion. I feel it is a great toy for wetwork fetishes as it has a large reservoir and is quite a physical specimen. Whatever you choose to do with this ejaculating dildo, I find it a very solid product and will do exactly what you need it to.
Fusion Lil’ Squirt by Bad Dragon
This next choice I decided to stick into the third spot because it is a very unique product, that I think has a lot of potential for newbies.
A product that can help transition newer players smoothly and safely into more intense play is definitely a product worth mentioning. Maybe anal play can be a little daunting for some couples, to which I offer this solution.
The Fusion Lil’ Squirt, a lube applicator if we are going to have to categorize it. While not big enough to provide much stimulation and pleasure for seasoned veterans, it offers a great gateway for newbies to easily prepare for and transition to larger toys.
It can even offer veterans a fun way to lube up and prepare for more...difficult tasks. Personally I found it too small for vagina but felt like it was just reaching a decent size for my ass. It certainly did not do very much for me but it was definitely a great way to lube up before larger toys.
The Fusion Lil’ Squirt comes in at just over 4 inches long, 3.5” being insertable. The head is .75” wide and get to 1” at the base. The unit comes with a Cum Tube and the syringe capacity is 2 oz. The entire unit is made from medical-grade silicone, including the cum tube.
Lifelike Lover Classic Realistic Squirting 6 Inch Dildo
Not sure if squirting Dildos are your thing? Try out the Lifelike Lover Classic Realistic Squirting 6 Inch Dildo, it’s one of the cheapest options for getting a dildo that looks, feels and acts like a real penis.
It’s number 4 on the list because of how inexpensive but effective it is, making a great entry-level choice. Measuring in at 6 inches long, 1.6” wide, and 5 inches of insertable length makes it one of the most realistic options on the list.
It is body-safe made of PVC and is fairly flexible in comparison to most of our list. The appearance is not at great as the other dildos on the list but that doesn’t mean it is bad either. Lastly, it comes with a “easy-squeeze semen dispenser” which I find a bit awkward to hold the whole thing.
Personally, the first thing I noticed when using this dildo was that the texture was definitely not as lifelike in feel as our top options. Since the material was not as lifelike I definitely felt a lot more of the raised textures while using it.
The bulbous easy-squeeze lemon attached to the backside of the dildo makes it a bit awkward to use at times but with a bit of practice, you will forget about it until the big moment. The delivery method is simple and effective, just awkwardly placed and smaller than the 2oz standard.
Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Realistic Dildo with Vac-u-Lock 7 Inch
Last, but certainly not least on our list is the Doc Johnson Realistic 7 Inch Dildo. It measures 8 inches long with 7 inches of insertable length, 1.75” wide putting it on the larger side of the penis spectrum, and right at the sweet spot for a lot of ladies.
This dildo is made of PVC, is body-safe and is fairly flexible throughout. Unlike the budget version, this dildo comes with a syringe and hose to make the placement and use much easier.
This version comes with a suction cup for some hands-free action and as most Doc Johnson Dildos is Vac-u-Lock compatible, meaning it can be used with harnesses and other such accessories.
This Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating Dildo is not last on the list because it is the worst, consider it an honorable mention as a well-rounded option with a few extras. It is by no means a budget dildo but it certainly helps out on the wallet a little bit being on the cheaper side, and good cheap toys are fantastic.
When using this one I definitely felt more filled up, the added girth over the budget version made for a much more enjoyable session.
It being larger, I definitely felt more texture while using it, and must say even for PVC it felt pretty good. The only disappointment was that at a certain angle the syringe gets bent in half and cannot push through and cum.
This happened to be at the angle I was most enjoying myself and made things a bit disappointing but that’s something that can be figured out with time and positioning. Overall this was a fantastic dildo even without the squirting feature, I would definitely suggest this as a solid middle ground choice for ejaculating dildos.
Semen Choice
I know I said I’d make this a review but I can’t help but add a few tips and how-to’s so I don’t leave out any new readers. Let’s start with what’s best to replicate the look and feel of semen. I’m going to assume that will be the most sought-after bodily fluid to replicate. Ideally, we want a milky white liquid that will be safe to put in our bodies. Following some advice from a friend I used Sliquid Silk which has a very similar color, and consistency to semen.
Staying Safe With Squirting Dildos
I know most people don’t need to hear this but please, please, do not make your own semen that you will put inside you from products such as eggs, cornstarch or coconut oil. Starches hydrolyze into sugars in the vagina and can cause yeast infections, nobody wants to deal with that.
Oils can damage the texture of many real feel and regular silicone products and cause tiny deformations and ridges. These ridges then collect germs and bacteria and we also don’t want any part of that. If you are simulating a cumshot facial then you can be a little more lax with your choice of liquids, however always do your due diligence when using new liquids.
With all that out of the way I hope you enjoyed and got some useful information out of my top picks for squirting dildos. Squirting dildos can be a fantastic solo experience or an incredible way to spice up your sex life with your partner by combing them with strap-on options. I listed a few different options with enough variety for somebody in every level of comfort to enjoy something new. Hopefully you find something that suits your needs and you enjoy them as much as I did.