Nina Hartley Fleshlight Review
Disclaimer: The Nina Hartley Fleshlight is no longer offered. All of the links on this page redirect to the Fleshlight Girls store page instead. I recommend the Riley Reid Fleshlight. Sorry for the inconvenience!
Admit it, you’ve always wanted to nail a notoriously horny MILF of legendary status. If you’re a woman and a huge fan of porn like me, you’ve definitely thought of being one.
While there are a lot of MILF rockstars on the roster; Brandi Love, Lisa Ann, Chanel Preston, Bridgette B, Angela White - and when I talk about legendary status, I am talking about absolutely timeless angels of our nastiest dreams. One such legend is a personal favorite of mine: Nina Hartley.
For starters, let’s talk about our sexual inspiration. The MILF of our naughtiest dreams, Nina Hartley, rocked our socks back in the mid-80s and early 90s. As our favorite MILF, many of her most famous roles became iconic not only because of her rockin’ hot body, but it’s from her confidence, authority, intelligence and knowing what she wants and how to get it--the true source of sexiness for MILFs and for insatiable horndogs like me and whoever is reading this review.
With Nina Hartley’s fleshlight, we can really explore our fantasies with such a woman. With the fleshlight, we can customize the sex positions, the actions, the camera angles, the lights, and even the sounds of outrageously sexy MILF into whatever we want it to be. Once this Nina Hartley fleshlight is yours to own, you are both the pornstar and director, or you are the lucky SOB who she’s decided to take to pound town and to do whatever she wants you to do.
Without further ado, I am going to review the Nina Hartley Fleshlight in terms of its material and cougar texture, how it differs from other fleshlights, by discussing its effectiveness during use, talking about cleanup, and then ending with a pros vs cons section of the product.
With Nina Hartley as our not-so imaginary partner, any use of her fleshlight is deserving of the highest praise, as no matter what your age or gender is, nailing a sexy MILF is the dream, plain and simple. Confident, naughty, intelligent, mature and definitely out of our league, Nina Hartley’s fleshlight is one hell of a toy.
If it’s not obvious yet, I am a woman in a heterosexual relationship, and my review of the toy is based on my partner’s observations. I asked him to be as detailed as possible.
Nina Hartley Fleshlight - Texture and Material
The Nina Hartley fleshlight was made for the purpose of providing the cougar sensation, meaning that its feeling is based on an asymmetric pattern that is meant to feel ribbed, unpredictable and able to be turned while you are penetrated for new feelings each time. In terms of realism, the Nina Hartley fleshlight comes surprisingly close to the real thing as different positions can yield different feelings of pleasure.
Multiple online reviews of Nina Hartley’s cougar fleshlight initially describe the toy as “sexually unpredictable and unusual.” When I asked my partner what his thoughts were on this, he always found it difficult to explain--though in his defense, I’d always ask him seconds after him finishing, so I don’t think he’d have a review prepared right away. But inside the tight fleshlight, he says eventually, there is immediately a smooth entrance for about a half inch or so before the main body of the canal.
In the main body, there is a ribbed texture, meaning that there is an alternating pattern of tightness and looseness. At this point, most of the sensations are on your penis head because that is the first point of contact, leading the charge, as they say. As you fully penetrate the fleshlight, your entire member is greeted by the cougar ribs of the Nina Hartley fleshlight, making each thrust an unbelievable feeling.
For the measurements themselves, the cougar is pretty wide, with its diameter measuring 0.75” along the entire interior. The “ribbed” sensation comes from bumps inside the fleshlight, which have alternative patterns, with each rib being around 0.2” tall and are fairly flat to gently contrast with the changing textures. In terms of length, the measurement of the entire fleshlight is pretty standard, leaving ample room for well endowed men to use, with the lips themselves being moderately tight. Right on the outside of the fleshlight is Nina Hartley’s own signature.
How the Nina Hartley Fleshlight Differs from the Rest
As mentioned above, the cougar sensation is the true defining factor in this amazing fleshlight. With the tiny bumps alternating throughout the entire length of the toy, you get the feeling of Nina Hartley, through her moans and deep breaths, demanding you to go faster and harder.
The fleshlight really gives off the feeling of realistic penetration in terms of tightness and release, as the cougar fleshlight feels like multiple quick changes of tightness and constriction. As you penetrate deeper, your penis head is the glad receiver of all of these tightness changes.
As one of the most successful MILFs in porn history, her exact pussy is the mold of the fleshlight--hence the namesake. With her pussy lips and clit being identically replicated, you have all the means to let your imagination go wild.
The Nina Hartley Fleshlight During Use
The first impression you will get in using the fleshlight is how smooth it is at the entrance, right at your immediate penetration. Almost as if the entire fleshlight is for your penis head, the fleshlight takes you for a wild ride due to the alternating bumps and ribs.
My partner emphasized the enhanced sensations he was feeling on his cock head. As the first thing to enter the fleshlight, it is a huge pleasure to have the head experience the somewhat tight bumps on both sides of his dick. Because of the lack of action for his shaft, he found that an added source of pleasure is to turn the fleshlight around 360 degrees slowly, so that his entire cock could feel the bumpy action going on inside the fleshlight.
Pulling out and re-entry was very simple due to there not being much suction or excessive tightness to keep you.
Cleanup After Use
A bonus about the cougar texture is that cleanup is really easy. Some of the lube or your cum may get caught deep inside, so at every wash, make sure you are using a lot of warm water from both ends of the fleshlight.
Just like any fleshlight, it’s good practice to wash multiple times to maintain its cleanliness over time. After washing, you are safe to leave it out for air drying. The better condition you keep your fleshlight in, the longer you'll get to use it and that's the whole point of owning one right, to get more satisfaction?
Nina Hartley Fleshlight: Pros and Cons
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Conclusion
The Nina Hartley Fleshlight is a good option, but I won't lie and say it's going to blow your mind, especially compared to some of the other offerings that Fleshlight has provided over the years.
While it might not be for everyone, there is plenty of reason to believe that it can be right for you on the basis that you: 1) Love the idea of MILFs and cougars and 2) Have a larger than average penis.
The vaginal canal of this toy ensures that it can be fun for some, but you'd like to get the most out of it, which is why it's better suited for slightly more well-endowed folk. That being said, it's not a bad product, just not for everyone which is part of the process of finding the right sex toys that work for you.
In conclusion, the Nina Hartley fleshlight is a gift to all MILF fanatics. Put on your favorite video of her and fap away to the bumps of the cougar style fleshlight. You will not be disappointed at all.
Disclaimer: The Nina Hartley Fleshlight is no longer offered. All of the links on this page redirect to the Fleshlight Girls store page instead. I recommend the Riley Reid Fleshlight. Sorry for the inconvenience!
