Cum Lube: How to Find the Best Fake Cum
Creating a Cum Mock-Up
As we all know, the sex toy industry is a universe in and of itself, with toys, products, outfits and furniture items that cater to every fetish, kink and curiosity. While it is easy to brush off sex toys as products whose purpose is to just finish you off, there is a huge deal of personalizing your orgasms according to what gets you going the most.
There are toys that are made to simulate the human tongue for oral sex, and there are toys that vibrate according to sound instead of speed; there are products that make men last longer and there are devices that can replicate a real blowjob; there are sex surfaces that curve according to your bodies and there are wearable items that make deep penetration possible for couples who normally cannot achieve it.
The reason I talk about all of these is because pleasure can’t be reduced to just a one-size-fits all approach--we are all turned on by different things and as sex toy enthusiasts, we are excited to explore all of them.
It’s important to understand what gives you your most fulfilling, toe-curling, leg shaking orgasms and why-once you have that down, you can really command your sexuality and truly enjoy sexual pleasure the way it should be enjoyed!
So, if you have a cum kink like me, this is the article for you! Because this is a niched and rarely talked about kink, I’ll have you covered for all the nitty gritty details for fake cum, all the way from recipes and taste to texture and appearance. Of course, I’ll share my experiences using them as well.
What is Fake Cum and Why Use It?
Fake cum is a recipe-based artificial substance that is designed to replicate the texture, appearance and even taste of actual human sperm.
As you can imagine, the human body is limited in terms of the amount of cum it can produce--no matter how many times you bang or masturbate in a day, there is always a recharging period that needs to take place, and even so, each cum shot will vary in terms of amount, taste, thickness and even appearance.
While there’s nothing quite like real life, testicle provided cum, fake cum recipes are great alternatives. You can feel a massive cumshot on you each time, multiple times a day, and each one can feel like the real deal--the warm, thick and heavenly juices from our favorite love limb.
If you’ve watched porn with massive cumshots or cum-centered videos (creampies, bukkakes, etc), you will likely have seen some pretty convincing fake cum in action (or some really good porn stars!) You may have also seen fake cum on cam shows, where the performer is using a squirting dildo to replicate a lengthy and generous cum shot.
Fake cum is a great way to satisfy a curiosity or to really get off on an ongoing and addictive kink. Whether you are using an ejaculating dildo, you love the taste of semen, or want to replicate the feeling of getting pumped with a massive load of cum, fake cum serves its purpose without fail every time.
If you have a cum fetish like me, you probably have thought about the symbolism of your sexual enjoyment, in addition to how hot a warm, thick load is, of course. After all, it’s the sign of you literally draining out a man, it’s a sign of doing a great job, it’s a sign of completion for him and on a personal level, I view swallowing it as a way of dominance, empowerment and intimacy between myself and my partner. I find that fake cum still gets me hot in all of these ways.
Another reason to use fake cum is for men who are unable to ejaculate during sex. No matter how great the sex is and how reassuring you are to your partner, for many normal reasons, they aren’t able to finish. If you are turned on by semen but your partner is unable to produce it, you could use fake cum to satisfy your craving--in fact, many couples are known to do this, and this introduces a new dynamic to sex sessions. Of course, the same reasoning can be used for squirting dildos or strap-ons.
As perhaps the most common use, using fake cum as lube is a great way to introduce the product into your sex lives. I can’t count how many times my partner finished after a great session, but I wasn’t ready for it to end, and so I used his cum as a very personified lube. However, this isn’t the case for everyone, especially if you are avoiding pregnancy or if your preference is to not have semen close to your vagina or anus. In these cases, fake cum can really come in handy to not only look and feel like real cum, but to act as lube as well for post-sex play.
Fake Cum Products
If you want to leave your fake cum use to the recommendations of sex toy experts, any standard sex shop will have you covered. There is an astounding amount of options for fake cum products, which can vary in terms of similarity to real cum, thickness, taste and texture.
Master Series Jizz
If you are most turned on by the scent and texture of cum, Master Series Jizz is a great lube option because it is designed to smell like the real chemical components of semen.
Great for non penetrative masturbation, it provides a very white liquid, clear in appearance and moderately thick in terms of texture.
The Jizz is water-based and non-sticky, so cleanup is very easy and as a lube it is highly effective. My only downside here is that it is not meant to be tasted--it is strictly a lube only, best for masturbation sessions with fake cum treated as lube.
Squirtz Cum Lube
This is a great unscented and unflavored option for those who most enjoy oral play with semen involved. For a water based lube, it is incredibly effective as only a small amount can really do the job, and cleanup is very easy. In terms of appearance and thickness, it is more transparent than usual cum shots and it is quite thick and non runny.
Regarding taste, Squirtz really does well at replicating the actual taste of semen, making it safe for oral play. My biggest concern is that it is more transparent than actual cum, but overall, this is a great product.
Doc Johnson Nutt Butter
For my fellow users with a cum fetish like me, this is the top dog when it comes to fake cum looking and feeling like real cum--if you had a real load beside a few drops of this lube, you would be hard pressed to find any differences. As a water-silicone hybrid lube, this product really matches that odd slimy texture that real semen has when rubbed against the fingers or across the body.
It is pretty white in color and translucent in texture, so it behaves the same way as semen does. The Nutt Butter is best used for oral play, lube for masturbation or ejaculation simulation if your partner can’t finish. My only issue with the product is that it’s not compatible with silicone toys, so no squirting dildos for this one.
Fake Cum Recipes
If you want to avoid the sex shops completely or slightly adjust some ingredients of your existing products, you may be interested in making your own fake cum. Lucky for you, there are many recipes out there that can change the game when it comes to having that drool-worthy load over your body.
Here are some really easy homemade recipes for fake cum, with all ingredients readily available at your local grocery store. It is worth mentioning that while all of these recipes are edible, they are not all body safe, so having it deep inside your vagina might not be the best idea for all of these.
Recipe 1 - Edible: yes; Body Safe: no
This recipe will give you the most realistic cum. It is completely edible and safe to be swallowed, but it is strongly advised to not pump this into your vagina or anus. Better alternatives would be to use this as lube for external masturbation or to mimic the appearance of semen for added horny effect.
Required: 2 tablespoons of corn starch, 1 cup of water, 1 egg, 1 teaspoon of sour cream and salt
- 12 tablespoons of cornstarch into 236ml of water, mix together until cloudy
- 2Pour mixture into saucepan, place over medium heat while stirring until it is hot throughout
- 3Remove from heat and simmer until water thickens, turns white and looks like semen
- 4Cool down for 15-20 minutes (can place pan in fridge for quicker cooldown)
- 5Open egg and remove yolk completely
- 6Drop egg whites into mixture and stir
- 7Add teaspoon of sour cream into mixture and stir (for whiteness and sour taste of cum)
- 8Add pinch of salt (can be more if your preference is salty cum)
Recipe 1 - Edible: yes; Body Safe: no
This recipe tastes the best as far as cum goes, hands down. It is very simple to make, but in terms of appearance it looks like very watery semen and almost unrealistic. This recipe is best if you want to swallow the fake cum during oral play.
Required: 1 cup of water, 2 teaspoons of icing sugar and 1 heaped tablespoon of coconut oil
- 1Add 2 teaspoons of icing sugar into 1 cup of water and stir until cloudy (can add more icing sugar to correct the balance)
- 2On a separate saucepan, add 1 heaped tablespoon of coconut oil over low heat until melted and completely liquified
- 3Add liquified coconut oil to water and stir
- 4Let water sit until cool, and stir again
The finished result should look like a very runny load of cum--it should have white lumps in white water. I found that it tasted great and I happily swallowed the load. However, when I put it on my body, it did not look like cum and it almost immediately dropped down off my stomach.
Conclusion
Fake cum has so many different purposes. Whether you just love the look and feeling of cum, you use it as a substitute for lube or you use it when your partner is unable to ejaculate, any sex session can happily include fake cum into the fold.
Whether you are making fake cum at home or shopping for it in sex stores, there are varying degrees of realness, and you would have to know if you are aiming for realistic texture and appearance, or realistic taste.
Regardless of which options you choose, you will not be disappointed with your fake cum choices.