Best Cock Milking Machines

To all the guys out there, if you’re reading this, you’re probably aware of Fleshlight and even probably have some of your own that you use from time to time.

While I do love my Fleshlights and male masturbators, sometimes I wish that I didn’t have to do everything myself, you know?

While pleasuring myself never gets old, having a machine do it for me makes me things I’m getting a blowjob from someone else or that I’m having sex right there. This is where cock milking machines come into play.

They’re pretty much like your standard male masturbator, except that you don’t have to do a thing. Simply insert your penis into it and let it do all the work from there.

There is only one issue with cock milking machines that I have however. There’s too many of them to choose from.

As these are automatic masturbatory aids, they generally are more expensive than your standard Fleshlight. 

If you were ever wanting a realistic feeling blowjob from a cock milking machine, this is the product that you should look into getting.

It can also be used with your partner during sex to add a spin onto your love making, or it can be used solo when you really just want to feel like someone is sucking your dick.

Unlike other cock milking machines, this one is interesting because it does not use batteries. To use it, you are going to have to plug it into an outlet. I have mixed feelings about this because if you are using it during sex, that cord might get in the way.

It also can limit where you can use it as you are going to have to have access to an outlet with this cock milking machine.

That being said, not having to replace the batteries every so often is a definite plus as well. Maybe the next Autoblow will come with the option to use it either plugged in or with batteries to help satisfy everyone looking for a blowjob.

In terms of the design, the Autoblow 2 cock milking machine comes with interchangeable sleeves that you can pop in and out depending on the size of your penis. This means there’s something for you no matter how big or small your guy down there is.

I know, I know, two Autoblow toys right at the top? There’s a reason for it however as these toys are definitely worth it. The Autoblow AI cock milking machine is an update from the Autoblow 2 and looks to improve on the previous design.

That being said, you still don’t have the option to use it with batteries, so you’re always going to have to have it near an outlet.

So how did the Autoblow AI look to improve on the design of the previous cock milking machine? First of all, this thing is MUCH quieter than the Autoblow 2. This cock milking machine, while not silent, makes a lot less noise which makes using it during sex a lot less awkward.

You’d think the quieter motor means the thing is less powerful right? Wrong on that end also, as the Autoblow AI is 3x more powerful as a cock milking machine. 

Lovense while not as well known as Fleshlight, have always been know for making fantastic sex toys and this cock milking machine is no different. I have to say when it comes to design the Lovense Max 2 does not look like much.

This cock milking machine looks exactly like a sports water bottle and that might serve as a deterrent for some people.

What it lacks in design however, it makes up for in pure cock milking pleasure. Lovense have always been bang on with their products, especially their BlueTooth control so I highly recommend downloading the app and giving it a try.

You have a ton of different vibrating settings to choose from and can change the intensity of it. You can also let someone else take control from the other side of the world so you really feel like you are getting a blowjob.

I cannot praise Lovense enough with their Bluetooth technology on this cock milking machine. The Max 2 cock milking machine also has an air vent built into it that allows you to increase or decrease the suction instantly. 

Even if you stick with the same vibrating power, that air vent is going to ensure you are getting a different experience every time. I just wish this cock milking machine was water proof so I could take it into the shower with me.

When I was looking at cock milking machines, I told myself there was no way I could make this list without including the Fleshlight Launch.

This is definitely one of the most popular cock milking machines on the market due to the popularity of Fleshlight. This cock milking machine is capable of up to 180 strokes per minute, that’s 3 strokes a second. Just see if your hand can keep up with that.

The one downside I have to mention with this product is the design. While it is quite sleek, a football shaped cock milking machine is not the best design choice for something this powerful. This cock milking machine will feel like it’s running away from you at the higher settings.

While the Fleshlight Launch comes with a Stamina Training Unit (STU) it also allows you to change it out and use several other Fleshlight models. If you are a person who has been building a collection, you definitely have to consider getting this cock milking machine.

The Fleshlight Launch will completely change how you’ve used your Fleshlights and I love it for that. Now if only they could change that design and make it more ergonomic and easier to use.

Editor's Note: The Fleshlight Launch is currently discontinued. They are coming out with a new version called the Universal Launch! You can check it out here!

Say goodbye to all of these ergonomic design issues I was talking about above, as the people at Fleshlight heard everyone’s complaints and set out to make a great cock milking machine that was easy to use. If you haven't seen the Quickshot Launch before, you’re in for quite the treat.

This thing looks like you’re controlling a spaceship, with two hand grips and controls on both of them to give you the ultimate control during your blowjob.

Not only is the design better, but it’s more powerful also. Coming in at 250 strokes per minute, this thing does have some serious power to it.

I also love that the Quickshot Launch comes with a phone mount, meaning I can put on some of my favorite porn and simply mount it to this male masturbator to increase the pleasure.

The Quickshot Launch is not without its downsides however. The biggest issue I have with it is that it is only compatible with Fleshlight’s Quickshot line.

 For those of you who are unaware, the Quickshot line is a smaller open ended toy about 3.5” in length that can be used for solo play or as a toy during oral play. This limits the products that you can use on the Quickshot Launch, however that isn’t too big of an issue.

Kiiroo is another great sex toy manufacturer and they have once again struck gold with the Titan. This cock milking machine can be synced up to videos and even VR sessions, giving you ultimate control over how this thing jacks you off.

Like Lovense, Kiiroo have always worked to provide a great interactive experience with their toys and this one has great Bluetooth functionality that works for you. When I gave this one a try, I put on ample lube and was blown away by what it could do for me.

The design of the product is quite sleek as well and you might be able to play it off as an Amazon Alexa product to those who are unaware.

With 9 different vibrating bullets and several different removable sleeves, you are getting quite the product with the Titan.

Like most cock milking machines, the Titan is not waterproof at all so if you are looking at taking this thing to the shower, you’re going to end up literally throwing your money down the drain.

Kiiroo really loves making their products discreet, and the Onyx 2 sticks to that design model. This is quite the sleek cock milking machine and most people won’t even realize it’s a sex toy when they first look at it.

Just like the Titan, this product can be synced up to any of your videos and also has support for VR sessions. I already talked about amazing Bluetooth functionality as well so I’m going to spare talking about the same thing again.

If you wanted to compare this thing to another cock milking machine on the list, I’d say it’s like the Fleshlight Launch but with a couple of key improvements.

I did not feel like this cock milking machine was trying to run away from me during use and I also loved that I could take it almost anywhere I wanted. The ease of use along with how portable it is makes this a great cock milking machine. Oh, by the way, it also is quite powerful as well.

The touch-sensitive trackpad makes controlling it quite easy and Kiiroo has a ton of different settings that you can play around with to make this one of the best cock milking experiences that you have had.

Okay, so the Milker Automatic Stroker is quite the cock milking machine and can even look intimidating for some. That being said, I think this is one of the best masturbating experiences I have ever had.

This cock milking machine will make it feel like you are getting sucked and stroked at the same time, which definitely was the reason why I loved using this to masturbate.

This cock milking machine isn’t about vibrations, so if you look to avoid vibrations, you might want to check this out. The reason I don’t have this higher however is the price tag.

This is not a cock milking machine for the faint of heart as you are going to have to be opening up your wallet big time for it. Coming in at the $600 price range, you really have to be using this thing often if you want to get the best bang for your buck.

The Milker Automatic Stroker however does have a great deal of versatility and you can use it with your partner. Women can use the small sleeve that comes with this cock milking machine as a clit or nipple stimulator. This means you are getting something for everyone with this toy.

If you’re an avid sex toy collector and are looking for one of the most powerful cock milking machines on the market, you might want to look into this one.