Fake Cum Recipe
Fact: the average guy produces about 1 teaspoon of sperm with each ejactulation. But what if you crave more?
If you are looking for a new way to enhance your partner or sex toy play, or maybe staging some very sexy boudoir photos, consider adding fake cum to your list of must try ideas.
I have few a very simple fake cum recipe to share with you all that will surely have you dreaming up all the different ways that fake cum and cum lube can bring your bedroom play to the next level of erotic excitement.
First of all, what is fake cum?
Fake cum is a substance that looks like real cum, and you can easily make it at home. When done correctly, I guarantee you it looks so real that it can easily trick a person into thinking it is actual semen.
This also means that it can be just as hot as the real thing, especially for people who have cum fetishes and love to see cum and explore this erotic sticky substance while in bed with their partner or on their own.
How might I incorporate fake cum into my partner or solo play?
You will be surprised by the many ways that fake cum can be used in the bedroom.
For my sex toy adventurers, there is nothing more erotic than recreating a huge cum shot with a squirting dildo.
Now, sure you can buy store-bought fake cum, but that can quickly add up and you will soon realize that with this homemade fake cum recipe, buying this product from the store is not a necessary investment.
Especially if you are using fake cum frequently with your sex toys, you will become an expert with this recipe in no time!
Another way to use fake cum in solo play is to use it as cum lube! If we are being entirely honest, using the same lube again and again with our toys can get a little boring, and boring has no place when it comes to getting turned on.
I like to mix up my lube choices by using fake lube as cum lube when I am really feeling adventurous. Think of all the different scenarios you can dream up on your own by using fake cum as lube! Hot, right? Of course, I do want to mention that I would not use homemade fake cum for any toy that I put inside of me, like a dildo, because you only want to put products inside of you that you know are safe for that use.
If you want to put the fake cum inside of you, consider a store-bought product that is recommended for that use. Otherwise, you can end up with an unwanted bacterial infection.
In terms of partner play, lots of people, including myself, really enjoy exploring with cum on my face, hair, and body. Having fake lube on my bedside table allows my partner and I to have the visual and tactile experience of getting cum in all the places we want it to be.
Another scenario I would like to mention that fake cum can really come in handy in is if you or your partner struggles with ejaculating during sex.
Having a cum substitute like fake cum easily accessible in the bedroom can really take the pressure off your man to “produce” what you are craving. This is a great idea because oftentimes, men who struggle with erectile dysfunction benefit mentally from knowing that they are able to keep their partner feeling satisfied and pleasured.
And the list goes on! I should also talk about how fake cum can be used for something a lot sillier: pranks. Fake cum can fool anyone into thinking that something very scandalous just went on. Imagine the situations: semen on a door handle? A few drops on your chin to fake a blowjob? Cum in the kitchen hand towel?
This can also be such a fun way to amp up a dirty Halloween costume. Imagine how you can use fake cum as a fun accessory to bring to a party while you are dressed as a sexy nurse or Playboy bunny.
What is fake cum made of?
Okay, before you run out to your kitchen and grab a mixing bowl, let me break down the ingredients that this fake cum recipe requires. You have two options when it comes to making fake cum or using cum lube.
Fake Cum with Egg and Yogurt
To make the first version of fake cum that I want to talk about, you will need the following ingredients: corn starch, egg whites, salt, water, and a tablespoon of yogurt.
Easy, right? Of all the recipes, I can confirm that when done properly, this one looks the most legit.
For my readers with allergies, be aware of this list of ingredients because that last thing you want during foreplay is an allergic reaction to the egg or yogurt by you or your partner!
Edible Sweet Fake Cum to Satisfy a Sugar Craving!
If you are craving something sweeter, try a more simple recipe of only water, sugar, and cornstarch. This is also a more allergy friendly recipe.
Edible Fake Cum for when you want to get down and dirty, quickly
Lastly, if you are in the middle of foreplay and need to whip us something quick to satisfy you and your partner’s desires, a simple mixture of water and yogurt will suffice.
What I love about all of these recipes is that they all include ingredients you likely already have in your cupboards.
While not as decadent as a cake or cookie recipe, these mixtures will surely satisfy your cravings in other departments….
How do I make the fake cum?
Now that you have figured out what ingredient list you want to go with, it is time to get to the recipe instructions! I am going to lay down these details to make sure that you will have no hiccups in the kitchen, and let you get to the bedroom faster.
Fake Cum with Egg and Yogurt
- 1Mix together a ¼ cup of water with two tablespoons of cornstarch. Allow the cornstarch to completely dissolve into the water.
- 2Add the remaining ¼ cup of water into the water cornstarch mixture.
- 3Add that water cornstarch mixture to a pot or fry pan and place it on the stove. Bring this mixture to a boil. As you add heat, the cornstarch will thicken.
- 4Once your water cornstarch mixture has reached your desired consistency, let it cool. This is an important step to avoid burns!
- 5Crack open an egg and separate the white from the yolk.
- 6Once the mixture has completely cooled, add egg whites form one egg. Again, this mixture must be cold unless it will cook the egg white and make it lumpy!
- 7Add a tablespoon of yogurt (you can also substitute sour cream)
- 8Add a pinch of salt.
- 9Stir it up to achieve your desired consistency!
Be sure to store this recipe in the fridge before you intend to use it because the egg and yogurt can spoil. Also, take caution with ingesting this recipe because it does include raw egg which can put you at risk of food poisoning.
Edible Sweet Fake Cum To Satisfy A Sugar Craving!
What I like about this next recipe is it does not have the same animal and dairy products that the previous fake cum recipe does, in the event that you are worried about consuming raw egg or having anything spoil out of the fridge. I also love that this recipe has a sweeter, more palatable taste to it if you are wanting to put this fake cum in your mouth.
- 1Mix together a bit of the water with one heaping tablespoon of cornstarch. Allow the cornstarch to completely dissolve into the water.
- 2Add the remaining cup of water into the water cornstarch mixture.
- 3Add 1 to 1 ½ teaspoons of sugar
- 4Add this water, sugar, cornstarch mixture to a pot or fry pan and place it on the stove. Bring this mixture to a boil. As you add heat, the cornstarch will thicken.
- 5Once you have reached your preferred consistency, remove the water, sugar, cornstarch mixture from the heat and allow it to cool. This can take between fifteen to thirty minutes. Make sure it is not hot to the touch before use!
Edible Fake Cum For When You Want To Get Down And Dirty, Quickly
This recipe is unbeatable for just how simple it is. For my people who are far from chefs in the kitchen, this one's for you! It is also the best option if you do not have access to a stovetop or want to use the fake cum quickly without waiting for it to cool down to a safe temperature. Start by grabbing two basic ingredients: water and yogurt.
- 1Depending on how much fake cum you want to make, mix 4 parts of yogurt with 1 part of water. Be careful not to add too much water, as you do not want this fake cum to turn into a runny mess.
- 2Have fun! Yes, it really is that simple.
Is It Safe?
When it comes to the safety of using a cum lube, it is best to use common sense and go with what you know.
As I mentioned earlier, if you want to lubricate a dildo, an anal plug, anal play, or PIV sex, it is best to go with a store bought lube that is recommended for that use.
There are plenty of fake cum products and cum lubes on the market that you can purchase depending on what you intend to use them for.
This is also a great option for people who really have no interest in making their own fake cum recipes, or if you want to have a back up jar on days that you do not have the necessary ingredients.
Some features I suggest you look for in a store bought fake cum or cum lube are:
- 1Non-staining: you will want to make sure the product that you buy will not stain or ruin your clothing, bed sheets, or furniture. You can also look into how to wash out the products if they do get on clothes or furniture.
- 2Body- Safe: you want to be sure that the product will not irritate your skin, specifically more sensitive areas like your genitals or face.
- 3Water-based: this is the safest option for people who use silicone toys.
- 4Non-toxic: make sure that you are familiar with the ingredients or chemicals in each fake cum or cum lube you purchase to ensure it is the safest and best choice for you.
- 5Appearance: if you are putting money into purchasing a fake cum, you will want it to look and feel like the real deal.
If you purchase cum lube, make sure that you read each of the labels individually and are familiar with its recommended uses, especially if you intend to use it internally or ingest it, as some products will not be safe for that.
Remember that putting a fake cum recipe or cum lube up your vagina can increase your risk of a yeast or bacterial infection by changing the PH levels of the natural bacteria in your vagina. If you have any concerns or questions, consult a doctor before you use one of these products.
Final Thoughts
Although fake cum is not the real thing, it absolutely is an excellent substitute if you are looking to replicate that porn-industry staple of a giant cum shot. I hope that from this article, you’ve gained some new and exciting ideas for how to bring fake cum into the bedroom.
Maybe a romantic dinner with a “dessert” of fake cum can be the best combination for your next at home date night. Or, bringing fake cum into your solo sessions or sexy photo shoots can make for a very self-indulgent night in. No matter what you intend to do with it, I know you will thank me later!