Bad Dragon Cum Lube Review

Bad Dragon Cum Lube Review, June 2021

I was recently sent the Cocksheath as well as two bottles of Cum Lube for review from a company called Bad Dragon, who produce fantasy-themed sex toys and are simply amazing by the way. Bad Dragons Cum lube comes in two options.

The creamy white-colored lube, which closely resembles real semen, and the clear version, which looks and acts similar to pre-cum or vaginal fluids.

I had been dying on trying some of their realistic Cum Lube for a while and was just as excited about testing it as I was my Cocksheath.

Although this isn’t my first experience with a lubricant that is designed to look and feels like real semen (I have tried Spunk Lube and Liquid silk) it was certainly my favourite experience by far.

I love Bad Dragon Cum Lube, but strangely, I love it for reasons that usually leave me feeling cold and writing negative reviews about other products. I have my reasons, let me explain…

Reasons I Love Bad Dragon Cum Lube (Even Though I Shouldn’t)

It Is Runny

My usual go-to lubricant is Sliquid Sassy. Sassy is a thicker, gel-like lubricant, which I prefer because it stays in the places I want it to stay and it provides a thick buffer of slipperiness which is perfect when I use large, or highly textured sex toys. Bad Dragons Cum lube is very runny.

Sloshing around freely inside its bottle, you would be forgiven for thinking it looks a lot like very watered down PVA glue and when I poured it onto the back of my hand, it trickled freely down to my wrist.

I usually avoid thin, water based lubes, knowing they dry up quicker or generally don’t give me enough slide to use with larger toys comfortably.

So why do I love Cum Lube? Well, this lubricant is designed to look/act/feel like real semen. The viscosity as it is, is perfect and if it was any thicker, it would fail in that mission.

See, most lubricants are designed to do a functional job. There are good ones and bad ones but most serve one purpose, to lubricate. Cum Lube however, serves a few different purposes.

It is designed to lubricate of course, but it is also designed to look and act like real semen. So aside from being purely functional, it is also trying to be fun, quirky, messy and real. It may be runny, but it is for a damn good reason and I love it just as it is, even if I would normally avoid runny lubes. Most of those are not Cum lube.

It Is Stringy

REALLY stringy. Imagine rubbing your favourite dildo in lubricant, ready to insert your toy, you pull your hand away, and 4 or 5 strings of gloopy lubricant spread out between the dildo and the palm of your hand.

This is what Cum Lube does and it does mean that it ends up everywhere.

If you don’t like mess, avoid this lube. So why do I love it? The stringing is actually the aspect I love the MOST about Bad Dragon Cum Lube. Firstly because it again adds more realism.

It strings out in just the same way real semen does (Actually more) If you are looking for a lube that looks and acts as much as possible like real semen, then this is the one I would recommend. Secondly, it is just massively fun!

On those days where I feel like getting messy and real, I grab the cum lube and I get a huge kick, or a thrill out of watching this lubricant stringing and glopping from my dildos (Or partners fingers) as we pull them out of my vagina. 

It is strangely sexy on some kind of basic, dirty, sexy level that really turns me on and the fantasies really flow. Considering how stringy Cum Lube is, I must admit I was expecting a very sticky end to my play sessions, especially as the lube began to dry. I imagined it would turn very glue-like but I was very surprised to find that it dries up much better than I expected.

As it started to dry up, I did experience some tackiness. I waited for this to get worse but the tackiness just faded as the lube dried completely and it just soaked into my skin nicely leaving no heavy, clogged up, or glue-like feelings at all.

Other Good Things About Bad Dragon Cum Lube

It Is So Cheap

It costs just $6 (About £4) for a huge 250ml (8 fl oz) bottle. One of the cheapest lubricants I have come across.

It Is Odourless And Has No Nasty Taste

This speaks for itself, no one wants a smelly, bitter-tasting lube. Cum Lube is almost completely tasteless, although it does say “Not for human consumption” on the bottle, so I would say avoid using it for oral sex.

It Looks Like Real Semen

Having tried 3 different lubricants that imitate semen (parabens. Lots of beauty and skincare products contain parabens. They act as an anti-fungal and anti-bacterial agent, increasing the shelf life of the product, but in some studies, parabens have been linked to causing negative health effects, for example, breast cancer. Although no conclusive proof has been put forward yet, many companies have started making products paraben free. All I can say is do your research and make an informed decision.

Another possible downside is stated on the bottle; It may stain fabrics. I have not experienced any staining yet, but it is something to bear in mind, and maybe not use it while lying on your favourite sheets.

Downsides

It contains parabens. Lots of beauty and skincare products contain parabens.

They act as an anti-fungal and anti-bacterial agent, increasing the shelf life of the product, but in some studies, parabens have been linked to causing negative health effects, for example, breast cancer.

Although no conclusive proof has been put forward yet, many companies have started making products paraben free. All I can say is do your research and make an informed decision.

Another possible downside is stated on the bottle; It may stain fabrics. I have not experienced any staining yet, but it is something to bear in mind, and maybe not use it while lying on your favourite sheets.

Ingredients

Water, Polyethylene Oxide, Propylparaben, Methylparaben.

  • Bad Dragon have recently changed their Cum Lube formulation. It is now PARABEN FREE!

Summary

Cum Lube is a particular favourite of mine now, but not for the things I usually look for in a lubricant, rather it has become a favourite because it is so realistic and it is a lot of fun.

If you asked me to recommend a really high quality, heavy duty lubricant I would not recommend Bad Dragon Cum Lube, but if you asked me to recommend a decent lubricant, that was realistic, unique, quirky, messy and lots of fun to experiment with, then this would be my first choice.

This lubricant adds an extra little kinky dimension to your sex play. The only thing I would change about it is getting rid of the parabens, other than that, its spot on. You can purchase your own bottle of Cum Lube from bad-dragon.com.

Bad Dragon Cum Lube was kindly sent to me free of charge by Bad Dragon for an honest review. This does not affect, or sway my opinions of the product and I will always portray my own experiences, good or bad.

About the Author

Hi! I’m The Gritty Woman. I'm the writer, photographer, and creator of thegrittywoman.com, a leading sex blog, where I share my personal experiences and knowledge on sex, sexuality, body positivity, BDSM and kink.